Ohhhaiirderr stranger:3 (Oooh, stranger, from the outside).
Okaayy, so this is my first blog, so please be nice to me, or I may just have to get my black belt ju-jitsu skills out on you. ;D
They're a few things you should probably know about me before you continue reading my blogs.
First I shall tell you a few things I have done, that make people call me a failure. Reason 1) I once walked into a blind person, then blamed them for not looking where they were going. Reason 2) I've been hospitalised more than once, for shrinking my contacts onto my eyes by bathing with them in. Reason 3) I trip over my own feet ALL the time, and spend most of my life on the floor because of it. Okay I think you get the idea?
Like all girls I have obsessions, but, mine are quite 'different' to most peoples. My top five obsessions are; Braces, Nosebleeds, Toy Story, Alex Gaskarth and Faeries.
But again, like all girls, they are a few things at annoy me. These include; people who 'tlk lyk dis', people who bully my height (I'm 5ft1 and fully grown you see D;) and people who walk dead slow in-front of you when you're rushing.
Anyway, I don't understand jokes or sarcasm, so any comments containing these will go straight over my head. Thank-you for reading.(:
Ohh and check out my bestest friend Emilys blogs, or I will hurt you ;D Shessoemily.blogspot.com
Love, Izziiee Light-Year xox
